1500 things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG

[Beldar]

This list is quite entertaining:
theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

[nicethugbert]

17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.

Hehheh.... Tell that to Fox.

31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.

Yeah, because that is the trap handler guy. There is no backup.

38. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside.
55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"
75. Nor is it "You take care of the orcs, I take care of the traps"
80. When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"
138. If the mere thought of it costs the others sanity, I'm forbidden from doing it.
139. My bard is required to take levels in the perform skill and cannot 'just play by ear'

lol

[siegelayer]

Ceremonial Whoopass Stick

"Bloodbath and Beyond"

rofl


And now my favorite shield on LDoA is gone - the Purple People Protector.